"I didn't know how credit cards work.
You get, like, mailed the bill."
"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"
Asking after we try to tell
him how credit cards work.
"A lot of people become teachers because it increases
their dating pool...14 year olds."
Commenting on the recent news
that not one, not two, but three of my
mother's co-workers have been arrested
for sleepingwith their students.
"I knew I loved choo befol I met choo..."
Junito mocking mom because of
her thick puertorrican accent.
Commenting on how I make up
pool rules as the game progresses.
"But how many conversations can two people have?"
While restraining from sharing too many stories
in one conversation, thus spreading them out and having
more to talk about later, when we get bored with each other...