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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

On May 13th, they threw me a baby shower at work!!!

To see the rest of the pictures, go to http://jasmineburkett.blogspot.com

ONLY A LATINA!

ONLY A LATINA
Can cuss a man out, make him feel like crap then make love to him the same night and make him feel like a king.

ONLY A LATINA
Wears a burgundy French roll, 3 inch heels and a slit up her thigh to work and make it look professional.

ONLY A LATINA
Can wear the hell out of spandex.

ONLY A LATINA
Can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A+ student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken,underprivileged and disenfranchised.

ONLY A LATINA
Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company.

ONLY A LATINA
Can go from the boardroom to the barrio and "keep it real" in both places.

ONLY A LATINA
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

ONLY A LATINA
Can put a LATINO and his non-LATINA date on pins and needles just by walking into the room.

ONLY A LATINA
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends.

ONLY A LATINA
Can fight two struggles everyday, then come home, make rice and beans and make it look easy.

ONLY A LATINA
Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he didn't get a damn thing.

ONLY A LATINA
Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other races and know that when she dates out of her race its done out of sincerity not a political move.

ONLY A LATINA
Can be 75 years old and look 45.

ONLY A LATINA
Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with.

ONLY A LATINA
Can be the mother of civilization...

My cousin Ida sent me pics of her family and her!!!




Thursday, May 04, 2006

My baby shower!!!


The baby shower that mom thew me was truly great. I got to meet a lot of her friends and I had a blast. Steven was there too, he was busy taking pictures. He also made awesome potato salad, deviled eggs, and macaroni salad. Gotta love him!!!

All the pics can be found at www.jasmineburkett.blogspot.com