ONLY A LATINA!

ONLY A LATINA
Can cuss a man out, make him feel like crap then make love to him the same night and make him feel like a king.

ONLY A LATINA
Wears a burgundy French roll, 3 inch heels and a slit up her thigh to work and make it look professional.

ONLY A LATINA
Can wear the hell out of spandex.

ONLY A LATINA
Can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A+ student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken,underprivileged and disenfranchised.

ONLY A LATINA
Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company.

ONLY A LATINA
Can go from the boardroom to the barrio and "keep it real" in both places.

ONLY A LATINA
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

ONLY A LATINA
Can put a LATINO and his non-LATINA date on pins and needles just by walking into the room.

ONLY A LATINA
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends.

ONLY A LATINA
Can fight two struggles everyday, then come home, make rice and beans and make it look easy.

ONLY A LATINA
Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he didn't get a damn thing.

ONLY A LATINA
Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other races and know that when she dates out of her race its done out of sincerity not a political move.

ONLY A LATINA
Can be 75 years old and look 45.

ONLY A LATINA
Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with.

ONLY A LATINA
Can be the mother of civilization...